August 22, 2007
District Attorney, Yamhill County
535 E. 5th Street
McMinnville, OR 97128
Dear Mr. Berry,
It is with my deepest respect for the office of District Attorney that I write this letter.
If it’s true that you pressed felony sex charges against two junior high school boys for slapping female classmates on their butt;
And if it’s true that the junior high female “victims” saw the boys action as “horseplay” but felt pressured to file the reports they did;
Then you are, quite simply, an a$$hole.
Please note the actual physiology: An a$$hole is a hole. It is a void. Defecation runs through it from time to time, but when it’s not spewing forth excrement, it’s simply a void.
Do you take pride in your actions, or are you just going off the deep end?
Suffice it to say I’m sick of extremists like you. A close relative of mine served in law enforcement for over three decades, and he could never figure out if lawyers like you had a screw loose or if you just drank too much of your own ego juice.
So like I said, if what is outlined above is true, then in my most polite, friendly, and respectful tone, f___ __u.
Lave sus Manos