Tired of politics as usual? Come join the ‘I don’t give a shit’ party.

IDOGASH for short.  Our platform? The system is not broken — the people currently running the system are. The federal government, were it to operate as orginally designed, would be just fine. But today it is about as corrupt as any third world country. It’s just that instead of military garb and ouzies, our thugs have a professional, smooth demeanor and wear nicer, cleaner clothes.  But they lie, cheat, steal, and swing deals for their buddies just like in every other corrupt country.

The IDOGASH Party stands for nobody currently on any of the primary ballots.  Ron Paul comes close, but we’re not sure he’d appreciate our endorsement. And we’re still not ready to give it.

Our basic premise is we don’t give a shit about politics as usual. We want change. We want the lies gone. For example, expose the Federal Reserve for what it is.  It’s certainly not Federal, and they certainly don’t have anything left of our Reserve.  They’ve collected it all as interest, and they intend to keep lending us their private money so they can collect more interest.

We want the facade to stop.  We want the Federal Government to stop putting their pawns (our children and neighbors) in the line of fire so they can position themselves for their own egos and their own sense of security.  Honor may get a lot of words thrown at it, but they’re empty, purely political words. Honor left Washington DC a long, long time ago.

We don’t give a shit about your empty words, Washington, DC.  Rhetoric.  Platitudes.  Bullshit.  Coverups.  Spinmasters. 

 “Yes, I said that, but I didn’t mean it that way . . . ”

“I voted for it, but that was before I voted against it . . . “

What a bunch of shit you throw our way. Therefore, we don’t give a shit about you.

Join the party.  Become an “I Don’t Give A Shit” delegate.  Stand up for your right not to give a shit about “politics as usual.”  And you know what?  When enough people stop giving a shit, we might just prevent those corrupt bitches and bastards from being re-elected.

Is it a pipedream?  You bet.  But I’m not going to give a shit about that, either.  I’m having too much fun not giving a shit anymore. 

Join the party today!

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2 responses to “Tired of politics as usual? Come join the ‘I don’t give a shit’ party.

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  2. Lave Sus Manos

    Perhaps the next question we need to answer is “what’s going to be our mascot animal?”

    The Dems have their ass.
    The Repubs have their pachyderm.

    What animal should represent the “I don’t give a shit party” ?

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