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I wonder how Ted Turner would taste …

Ol’ Teddy Turner, former Media Mogul and current buffalo rancher, is predicting we’ll be eating each other by 2040.¬† Is this a confession that his buffalo enterprise will not be able to keep up with consumer demand?

¬†Frankly, as old as Teddy is, I’m wondering if I should just request his body be smoked and we preserve him as jerky …. not a lot of tenderness ever existed in the guy anyway.

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