Category Archives: Humor

The REAL Obama Campaign Poster

After the Truth-In-Advertising office got a hold of the Obama ad campaigns, they re-released this particular poster  – – –

obama puppet poster

The REAL Obama Campaign Poster

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Has Joe Biden had a face lift?

Is Joe looking stretched?

Is Joe looking stretched?

 

I was cruising Drudge earlier this evening and saw this rather fierce face of J. Biden.  He was looking REALLY mean (I was shaking in my boots) until I realized maybe it wasn’t mean that I saw …. maybe it was a facelift.

Take a close look.  After all — If Jabberin’ Joe will get hair transplants, maybe he gets facelifts, too.

Granted – I know this isn’t a campaign issue, so don’t start.  It’s just that … well, … Maybe Joe and Joan Rivers have the same doctor?

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Listen to Obama Say It Himself —

No need to check Snopes.com …. no need to ask your spouse, “Did he really say that?” The answer is “yes, he did.” And you can spend 90 seconds listening to him say it himself —- (by the way, listen carefully as he says “I don’t switch positions, and I don’t make promises that can’t be kept.”)

If the above does not play, you can watch it Right Here

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Which phrase describes Obama best? Cast your vote now!

At Barak “Ears” Hussein Obama’s recent Indiana rally he “misspoke” again — talking about the “the bomb” at Pearl Harbor. 

Sigh.

Well, as I was watching the YouTube clip, I noticed his podium had a sign that read: Judgment to Lead.  Well, if it’s not true through his experience or his examples, at least they can put it on a sign. But I thought it would be fun to photoshop a few different signs and see which one the readers like best. 

In other words, which phrase do you think describes the presumptive Democratic nominee, despite questions about his citizenship going unanswered?

Take a look, and in the comments section, tell us which one you think describes him best, and why.

Is it A:

A - No Capacity to Lead

A - No Capacity to Lead

 Is it B:

B - Judgment to Hell

B - Judgment to Hell

OR — is it C:

C - Head Formed of Lead

C - Head Formed of Lead

Which gets your vote, and why?

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I wonder how Ted Turner would taste …

Ol’ Teddy Turner, former Media Mogul and current buffalo rancher, is predicting we’ll be eating each other by 2040.  Is this a confession that his buffalo enterprise will not be able to keep up with consumer demand?

 Frankly, as old as Teddy is, I’m wondering if I should just request his body be smoked and we preserve him as jerky …. not a lot of tenderness ever existed in the guy anyway.

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In honor of Barak Hussein ‘Ears’ O’bama’s grandmama, we need a ‘typical white person’s’ blog

What do you say?  If the frontrunner for the Democrats’ nominee for President of the United States is free to talk about his grandmother as a “Typical White Person,” the same language should be free for all of us to use. 

And a “typical white person” ought to have a “typical white person” blog to visit and read opinions about what “typical white people” think.

 You can’t tell me it’s racist!  The black candidate for President of the United States, who, of course, could NEVER be racist if he has reached such a pinacle, has legitimized the term!

Someone was thinking — the domain “typicalwhiteperson.com” is now taken. And isn’t it great that capitalism thrives, because typicalwhiteperson.net, .biz, .tv, .us, .info, are all taken now, too.

Perhaps typicalwhiteperson.com will sell white supremacy materials. God, I hope not.  No race is superior to another.  But I do think we should follow the lead set forth by Barak Hussein ‘Ears’ O’bama and make sure the views of the typical white person are known.

Wouldn’t you agree that the best way to do that is let typical white people comment on a typical white person’s blog?  I think it would be a great way to honor the Democratic frontrunner’s grandmother.

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Tired of politics as usual? Come join the ‘I don’t give a shit’ party.

IDOGASH for short.  Our platform? The system is not broken — the people currently running the system are. The federal government, were it to operate as orginally designed, would be just fine. But today it is about as corrupt as any third world country. It’s just that instead of military garb and ouzies, our thugs have a professional, smooth demeanor and wear nicer, cleaner clothes.  But they lie, cheat, steal, and swing deals for their buddies just like in every other corrupt country.

The IDOGASH Party stands for nobody currently on any of the primary ballots.  Ron Paul comes close, but we’re not sure he’d appreciate our endorsement. And we’re still not ready to give it.

Our basic premise is we don’t give a shit about politics as usual. We want change. We want the lies gone. For example, expose the Federal Reserve for what it is.  It’s certainly not Federal, and they certainly don’t have anything left of our Reserve.  They’ve collected it all as interest, and they intend to keep lending us their private money so they can collect more interest.

We want the facade to stop.  We want the Federal Government to stop putting their pawns (our children and neighbors) in the line of fire so they can position themselves for their own egos and their own sense of security.  Honor may get a lot of words thrown at it, but they’re empty, purely political words. Honor left Washington DC a long, long time ago.

We don’t give a shit about your empty words, Washington, DC.  Rhetoric.  Platitudes.  Bullshit.  Coverups.  Spinmasters. 

 “Yes, I said that, but I didn’t mean it that way . . . ”

“I voted for it, but that was before I voted against it . . . “

What a bunch of shit you throw our way. Therefore, we don’t give a shit about you.

Join the party.  Become an “I Don’t Give A Shit” delegate.  Stand up for your right not to give a shit about “politics as usual.”  And you know what?  When enough people stop giving a shit, we might just prevent those corrupt bitches and bastards from being re-elected.

Is it a pipedream?  You bet.  But I’m not going to give a shit about that, either.  I’m having too much fun not giving a shit anymore. 

Join the party today!

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